Lost in my own mind

coffindude:

sithempire:

What did he think would happen?

one fedora less in the world

Teacher:
So what do you do now that Harry Potter's over?
Me:
Um, it's not over.
Teacher:
But there are no more books coming out.
Me:
There hasn't been a new Bible for awhile now, but the Bible fandom is still going strong...
Teacher:
Touché.

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

#I fuckin’ hate the future

Cap was 100% done with the Avengers Initiative before it even started

(Source: forassgard)

(Source: daerysa)

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?

Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert)

(Source: 6woofs)

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